The angry pterodactyl showed up again this morning. The NAKED angry pterodactyl. You know, the one who kicks and kicks so that you can't get their underpants on and then if you accidentally get them on by some stroke of luck, well, the angry pterodactyl will take care of THAT thank you very much and take them off and throw them. Then, when the angry, nay FURIOUS pterodactyl is hustled up to her bedroom to cool off, there is a lot of door slamming and full on screaming.
Five minutes later, she returns. Except I'm not sure it's actually the one that was sent upstairs. Because this one lets me dress her and she even laughs. She chats away and lets me brush her hair and kisses me goodbye. "Have a great day, Dr. Jekyll!" I say as she leaves. And then I go upstairs and look for the portal to the alternate dimension where I'm SURE the angry pterodactyl is hovering, waiting for the moment when there will be evil panties to avoid once again.
6 comments:
I totally understand except my pterydactyl just keeps saying no no no no no no in this machine gun fashion. She's not a morning person. I've learned to put her on the couch and let her wake up.
I feel ya ...
~Jef
haha! Well as long as it goes away, right?
man, i have clearly done too much babysitting in my life, because i can visualize this scene like it's happening RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
Best and truest post about kids EVAH!
oh the joy of children! haha :)
You are in so much trouble when the teen years hit ;)
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