Friday, December 02, 2005

Of Hard Drives and Pet Names

I’m a music downloading maniac – which is what I’ve been doing today. Remember I said a while back about how Dan and I got drunk one night and listened to music for hours? Well, we were laughing because he kept referring to his “external hard drive” and since we’re 12, we’re like “ha ha – you said external hard drive,” and it’s become a running joke. I keep asking him when he’s going to let me utilize this mythical “hard drive,” and finally the other night, he let me. Oh no, you pervs, it's an ACTUAL computer disk drive with about a jillion songs on it. So I made a folder with all my choices on it, and Dan let me take the drive home. So I’ve spent this morning loading 215 songs onto my laptop. Dan sent me an email the other day asking if the hard drive was “satisfying my needs,” and so Dan? Yes. Needs satisfied. Heh.

Part of the reason I was downloading music is that I’m making another mix. My friend Jeff turns 30 next week, and so tomorrow night we’re going out. Jeff and I have been friends since 7th grade – we met in math class, so at least I got one good thing out of 7th grade math. And since he was also a music guy, we spent a lot of time together in high school.

We were occasionally partners in our show choir and once we had to gaze into each other’s eyes romantically while someone else sang a solo. Of course we couldn’t just sit there quietly and so we started whispering things to each other like “you’re the scum on my soap dish” or “I love you like I love the little piece of wilted lettuce at the bottom of the fridge.” Needless to say, we got in trouble for laughing during a SERIOUS song. We still sign our emails to each other in that way. And I can’t actually remember the last time I called him “Jeff” when I talk to him. One time in high school (again) we were talking about how we had a hard time pronouncing our names when we were little – I called myself “Ambo” and he called himself “Beffrey Nonnooner.” His last name is rather difficult to pronounce for a little kid and actually nothing at all like Nonnooner. But ever since then, we’ve been Beffrey and Ambo.

I once got a letter from him in college on Valentine’s Day. It was doused in cologne and was the cheesiest love letter ever – supposedly written by Mitch, a guy I had a ginormous crush on. In the letter, “Mitch” was professing his undying love for me and it came complete with occasional
words smeared by “tears.” I laughed so much – it was a great Valentine’s gift.

Anyway, now that we’ve conquered our teens and 20s together, we move into our 30s. We’ve been friends for more than half our lives – and I imagine we’ll probably be celebrating many more birthdays together. So tomorrow night I’ll raise my glass to my boy Beffrey – Happy 30th Birthday my little moldy apple core!!

*The picture is us on Halloween -- you can't see his outfit, but he has a sport coat covered in playing cards and there's a dorsal fin on his back -- he's a Card Shark. And I'm well, STREET.*

17 comments:

Stephanie said...

Hey Ambo:

Once again, very cute, very entertaining story.

Beffrey looks adoreable by the way. You can tell him he has a blogger admiring him from afar. ;)

Way fun with downloading music! You should send a few in my direction! I could always use more music!

Hope said...

Holy crap Amber. This post freaked me right the hell out!

Okay, okay, must regain composure.

I call my Jeff, Feffrey! One day we were discussing how there are no words that rhyme with Jeffrey and I went through the alphabet trying to come up with words. For some reason I liked the sound of Feffrey, so I started calling him that and I hardly ever call him by his real name anymore!

And, here's the real kicker. His birthday? NEXT WEEK!

We're living parallel lives I tell you!

Edge said...

These are the kind of people good relationships come from.

Good friends are hard to find and keep.

~Jef

Timmortal said...

Sup Ambo!! That's friggin hysterical how your friend did that love letter thing. I wish I would have thought of that, i could have sent fake love letters to all my friends. Good story gangsta!

Cheryl said...

I wish I had got something good out of seventh grad math...or eighth grad math...or...

Have fun playing with the hard drive!

Jill said...

Last Christmas one of my guy friends was going to a party and he was supposed to bring something... of course, he's not very domestic. So I baked something and sent him with a girly note so that he could show his friends how his "love slave" was so "honored" to "serve him..." in a variety of ways.

NotCarrie said...

Ooooh what music did you get?


That's a GREAT idea for a V-Day present, I love it!

Miladysa said...

Happy Birthday Beffrey!

Lovely post :)

Kellie said...

Adorable!

You totally took me back to my days of Showchoir... lol. How I loved it! :)

And there is nothing better than a cheesey love song in Show choir! :)

Marissa said...

I LOVE friends like that. There is absolutely NOTHING better!

C. said...

Look at Amber with the pearlie whites goin on..... :) C.

Juggling Mother said...

He sounds like a fantastic friend & I'm sure you'll still be giggling & downloading together for the next few decades:-)

Marie said...

I think it's wonderful that you have such a great friendship...this picture is adorable, by the way! :)

Romeo Jensen said...

awwwww... every body... well girls... should have a beffrey of their own... and I already like this dude cause he's been so nice to you

yes I do remember ghetto ambo... and the peacher kid's bling :)

and once again amber... ur soooo pretty... fantastic smile

romey

Thomas said...

I was wondering when Gangsta Amber would return.

Alice said...

haha... i LOVE that letter from mitch!! i once wrote my college roommate a love letter on v-day from her crush, who was on the soccer team... it was an ode to the 2 of them and what their children would look like. i was highly amused :-)

Whinger said...

He IS a sweet and funny boy. Happy belated, Jeff.