Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Official Interview Answers...

...to questions provided by Kiki. Thanks Kiki!

1. You can either eat only cockroaches and orange juice for one week or rats and milk. Which one do you pick? (You have to pick one)
I would say cockroaches and orange juice. Gross, but the lesser of two evils. Plus, I’m lactose (and most likely rat) intolerant.

2. What is your biggest fear?
Emotionally, we don’t have time for the list. : ) But something that always gives me a physical fear reaction? Snakes. Ugh.

3. What's your favorite alcoholic drink? Champagne, hands down. My second favorite alcoholic drink is something containing alcohol that I can drink.

4. Do you speak any other languages? If not what do you think biblioteca means? I don’t speak any other languages fluently, but I do know some Spanish and since I am both an avid reader AND a word nerd, I know that biblioteca means “library.” *snorts and pushes up glasses*

5. Shag, Marry, & Push off a Cliff; President Bush, Clinton, Al Gore
I’m so sure. Why didn’t I get Christian Bale? But if I must, here it is.

I would shag President Bush because he needs a good sex scandal to distract from, well, himself.
I’d marry President Clinton, because then I could go ahead and do whatever (and whoever) I wanted to do and let him pay the bills. Plus, I think we’d have some pretty interesting chats in the evenings during cocktail hour.
I’d totally push Al Gore over a cliff because he is one of the most annoying people ever. And plus, as he bounced off the rocks, we could confirm once and for all that he’s a robot because he’d be shorting out all the way down. And that would be awesome.


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Want to play?The Official Interview Game Rules:
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying interview me.
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

15 comments:

Kendra said...

I'm a sucker for a list and if it's a list with questions to me, well that's just a damn good time. I'm in.

Cheryl said...

Ok, I have seen it over and over. I'm in.

Karen said...

I'm game, its a good way to start out the new blog.

Marie said...

LOL! I loved your answers to the questions, especially #5. :-) I see your logic in those. Hehehe

Timmortal said...

Nice! Great answers. Weird, I'm rat intolerant too. Who knew?

Kiki said...

Ahhhahhaa! Loved your answers!

Sorry about not giving you the balester. I sorta figured he's mine since I've already "shagged" him. ;)

Rachwell said...

Those are some great answers! It kept me laughing for a while.

trish said...

Woah! Number one is a killer! I hate milk and I hate roaches! Juice and rats I dont mind...

Rico said...

I can hear Al Gore now, "I REGRET N O t h i n g . . ." As be plays cliff pinball all the way down.

So funny, thanks for the laugh.

The Husband said...

i have a interview in my blog that you might be interested in taking. enjoy!

Thomas said...

That is a strategy that Democrats should have used against President Bush last year. Just get some hot liberal girl to shag President Bush.

And of course some of us liberal guys would have volunteered to shag either of the Bush daughters.

You know - just to show that "family values" aren't all that important to the Bushies.

Eddie said...

lol

BlackOps said...

I dont know if you are aware of this but there is a guy stuck to your face in your profile pic.

Alice said...

i TOTALLY want to play this!!! but.. then..i have to make up questions too. it's like homework all over again..

Miladysa said...

Can't stop laughing - would love to see Bush (and Blair) involved in a sex scandal!

Would also love to be a fly on the wall when you were sharing cocktails with Clinton.