Since "ask and you shall receive" is my motto, well, here you go. Topless pictures, just like I promised... 
It’s my topless debut y'all – look at the coy “finger to the lips” move while I stare straight into the camera. I’m a natural, wouldn’t you say? Being a model is exhausting – shoo, you dirty paparazzi – I need my beauty sleep! 
Yes! I’m in the bathtub! I’m splashing! I’m smiling! Oh, it’s all so fun and carefree!!
Another bathtub shot – but look! This one is different…I’m working on my future here! I can’t be a fabulous topless model forever! I mean, I COULD, but any smart girl knows you need a vocation. So that’ll be Dr. Hot Topless Model to you. And before you even ask…YES. I AM a natural blond. And we DO have more fun.
And finally, the pouty, serious face. You’ll note the colors of the jacket I have on in the picture. I obviously bought it before the fiasco masquerading as a football game that took place on Sunday. Pathetic. I’m totally taking that jacket back to the designer. They were wrong -- orange and blue is NOT the new black.
It’s my topless debut y'all – look at the coy “finger to the lips” move while I stare straight into the camera. I’m a natural, wouldn’t you say? Being a model is exhausting – shoo, you dirty paparazzi – I need my beauty sleep! 
Yes! I’m in the bathtub! I’m splashing! I’m smiling! Oh, it’s all so fun and carefree!!
Another bathtub shot – but look! This one is different…I’m working on my future here! I can’t be a fabulous topless model forever! I mean, I COULD, but any smart girl knows you need a vocation. So that’ll be Dr. Hot Topless Model to you. And before you even ask…YES. I AM a natural blond. And we DO have more fun.
And finally, the pouty, serious face. You’ll note the colors of the jacket I have on in the picture. I obviously bought it before the fiasco masquerading as a football game that took place on Sunday. Pathetic. I’m totally taking that jacket back to the designer. They were wrong -- orange and blue is NOT the new black.So yeah. There you go – not just ONE topless picture, but THREE! How lucky are you, Romey?
19 comments:
Lucky for you no one asked for a post pubescant topless/nude shot!
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lol. You are so hilarious Amber! And so brave, sharing your bathtub pics like that!
You floozy! :) P.S. Orange and Blue is most certainly not the new black...despite the hype before last Sunday's game.
I. Love. It.
hilarious!
Weren't you a little cutie. I too was wondering how you were gonna get out of that bet. Nice.
man, i hate it when my comments done get erased. but yes you WERE quite the little bath cutie! and of course i too was wondering exactly what kind of topless shot we were going to get... so clever, so clever ;-)
too cute!!
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Does your mother know about this? :)
Lovely photographs!
Very original. I bet it was good to get that off your chest.
You are effin adorable and I wouldn't trade one of those for any other topless pic of any woman alive... even Britney Spears so there!
I totally hearted it
Muahs to you babe and dang... what a total babe
great photo's!
Omg omg omg - you are SOOOOOOO cute!!!! I want to eat you! Okay, I don't really want to eat you. BUT, I do want to pinch your adorable little cheeks! SO cute!!
You're very clever, girl. I love the adorable bath pics! what a total cutie!! :)
I love the words that accompany the pictures. You are indeed a clever girl!
I was totally wondering how you were gonna put a spin on that! You were so freaking adorable. Wait, you ARE so freaking adorable.
Wow, we are v v lucky to see this. Cute pics!
you made me smile girl! cute pics!
HOT HOT HOT!! And tricky. :)
Don't let Jacko get a hold of those. No wait, you're a lady. Never mind, he wouldn't be interested. Forget I said anything.
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