Tuesday, January 24, 2006

You wanted it...

Since "ask and you shall receive" is my motto, well, here you go. Topless pictures, just like I promised... It’s my topless debut y'all – look at the coy “finger to the lips” move while I stare straight into the camera. I’m a natural, wouldn’t you say? Being a model is exhausting – shoo, you dirty paparazzi – I need my beauty sleep! Yes! I’m in the bathtub! I’m splashing! I’m smiling! Oh, it’s all so fun and carefree!!
Another bathtub shot – but look! This one is different…I’m working on my future here! I can’t be a fabulous topless model forever! I mean, I COULD, but any smart girl knows you need a vocation. So that’ll be Dr. Hot Topless Model to you. And before you even ask…YES. I AM a natural blond. And we DO have more fun.
And finally, the pouty, serious face. You’ll note the colors of the jacket I have on in the picture. I obviously bought it before the fiasco masquerading as a football game that took place on Sunday. Pathetic. I’m totally taking that jacket back to the designer. They were wrong -- orange and blue is NOT the new black.

So yeah. There you go – not just ONE topless picture, but THREE! How lucky are you, Romey?

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lucky for you no one asked for a post pubescant topless/nude shot!

GNDTX

Cheryl said...

lol. You are so hilarious Amber! And so brave, sharing your bathtub pics like that!

KC said...

You floozy! :) P.S. Orange and Blue is most certainly not the new black...despite the hype before last Sunday's game.

Unknown said...

I. Love. It.

hilarious!

Okie said...

Weren't you a little cutie. I too was wondering how you were gonna get out of that bet. Nice.

Alice said...

man, i hate it when my comments done get erased. but yes you WERE quite the little bath cutie! and of course i too was wondering exactly what kind of topless shot we were going to get... so clever, so clever ;-)

Just Me said...

too cute!!


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Miladysa said...

Does your mother know about this? :)


Lovely photographs!

Sass said...

Very original. I bet it was good to get that off your chest.

PackerPundit said...

You are effin adorable and I wouldn't trade one of those for any other topless pic of any woman alive... even Britney Spears so there!

I totally hearted it
Muahs to you babe and dang... what a total babe

Carl Spackler said...

great photo's!

Marissa said...

Omg omg omg - you are SOOOOOOO cute!!!! I want to eat you! Okay, I don't really want to eat you. BUT, I do want to pinch your adorable little cheeks! SO cute!!

Marie said...

You're very clever, girl. I love the adorable bath pics! what a total cutie!! :)

Leesa said...

I love the words that accompany the pictures. You are indeed a clever girl!

Jenn Doll said...

I was totally wondering how you were gonna put a spin on that! You were so freaking adorable. Wait, you ARE so freaking adorable.

ShyRocket said...

Wow, we are v v lucky to see this. Cute pics!

Kyahgirl said...

you made me smile girl! cute pics!

Minnesota Nice said...

HOT HOT HOT!! And tricky. :)

Jason said...

Don't let Jacko get a hold of those. No wait, you're a lady. Never mind, he wouldn't be interested. Forget I said anything.